Let’s be honest,divorce can be quite a messy affair. The common divorce settlements where the properties are divided and split 50/50 are known to everyone, as well as the fact that it is inconvenient, both financially and emotionally,particularly when it comes to deciding who gets what.So in order to comply with the court’s order and to tell his unfaithful ex-wife, Laura, just what he thought of her, he literally split all of their belongings into half!
In a video that he has posted on YouTube, using power tools the man methodically and neatly cut all of their possessions into half including everything from their teddy bear to their couch to their car!In case you’re wondering what happened to his half of the loot ,the man is selling them on eBay , where each item has a bitter but funny writings in German detailing how the courts ordered him to split their belongings.
“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing”
“In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air”
“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly”
“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it”
“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch.”
“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work.”
“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music.”
“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls.”
“The chairs are super as an art installation”
“There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are affectionate co-workers”
The resulting products will amuse you, but the bitter captions accompanying them are far more entertaining.